…Someone was capable of looking at John-117 and saying “yeah, this seven-foot-tall super-stoic super-soldier whose closest companion is an hypercomplex array of 1s and 0s on a chip in the back of his neck DEFINITELY fucks, and DEFINITELY is fuckable. Never mind his NEVER having been alluded to having a sex drive.”

And then people wonder why I consider nothing that 343 has been doing with Halo to be canon.