USSR penal code, article 08.15 (Unauthorised airing of communist beliefs):
Whoever uses written, oral, or digital communications to profess communist beliefs despite not being a communist party member shall go straight to gulag for no fewer than 69 years and with no possibility of parole.
USSR penal code, article 08.15 (Unauthorised airing of communist beliefs):
Can we become the Communist Party of Lemmygrad?