• Munrock ☭
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    1 year ago

    Highly advanced bots. A Chinese business delegation managed to steal multiple furbies from a Walmart, and they used the circuitry to create us. That’s why we’re able to talk to one another when you sit us next to each other and leave us alone. It’s also why our conversations are completely unintelligible to liberals.

    For example, check out this video of furbies talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRFoMAfq7Xc

    A liberal literally can’t tell the difference between that and The Deprogram podcast.