Greetings fellow radical Marxian communists!

My name is John Langley and I am working class just like you! I am a hard working blue collar laborer at the Automobile Plant run by the Automobile Corporation and I sure hate my boss! I’ve read all of Carlos Marx’s greatest works like The Communist Manifesto, The Anarchist’s Cookbook, and 1984 - as you can see I am well-versed in Marxian literature!

Please direct me to the nearest revolutionary cell so I can begin committing acts of Red Terror against the evil rich people I hate so much! If you have any questions please mail all incriminating evidence to my house at 1000 Colonial Farm Road! I look forward to working with my comrades to help communist China take over the world! Viva la revolution!