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  • CCCP Enjoyer
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    5 months ago

    Fight to the death, and then make themselves a cup of coffee

    TIL they have Keurig’s in hell.

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      5 months ago

      That’s the only type they serve in hell. Also, none of those reusable or green cups, just the OG plastic pods. Entire mountain ranges are made of k-cups in coffee hell and it’s the burnt roasts sourced from Starbucks.

      Oh, I forgot to mention, the coffee-maker has been on the fritz lately and doesn’t usually recognize the k-cups on the first go, so it only brews under a full moon.

      Welcome to coffee hell, enjoy your stay!