And, boy, do we have some highly ‘‘skilled’’ contenders in the Gusanery Awards! A veritable international competition on who bends their knees the lowest, who licks boots the cleanest, who sells out for the lowest amount, who self-hates the deepest, whose dignity is the basest, who claims to have lost the biggest farm, whose grandpa lost the largest monopoly, who owned the most slaves, who comes up with flag pairings that baffle the soul, whose buffoonery was the cringest?!

Will it be the bobaliberals with their self-deprecation towards the West? The all-time classics, the gusanos? The bolsominions who rode in front of trucks, cried like babies and threw tantrums all over Brasil? The pititas whose lives improved under Evo Morales, became ‘‘middle class’’ and started hating the MAS that brought them there? Or will it be one of my personal favorites, the escuálidos, whom follow the ‘‘President of a Thousand Faces’’, yes, the legendary Juan Guaidó, whom went on to fill the presidencies of various countries under such pseudonyms as John Whitedough, Jin Guraido, Jun Guaidosuke, John Guaidington, Ivan Guaidonov, Jean Guaideaux, and many others! Stay tuned for this year’s Gusanery Awards!