not in the sense of animals that organize their society in a communist style.

fashies have eagles, libertarians have snakes, what’s the communist animal?

  • redtea
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    Comrades mice! 🐁

    https://www.rbth.com/history/333340-how-mice-helped-red-army

    I can’t help but picture a pair of Soviet soldiers sneaking into the Nazi lines with explosives to destroy the tanks.

    Pass me the dynamite, comrade.

    I thought you had the dynamite.

    I gave you the bag.

    I thought that was your dirty washing. I threw that in the laundry. The bag was so light!

    Small fight breaks out. A Nazi soldier walks past. The Soviets stop their fight.

    What do we do now, comrade?

    We can’t go back without destroying these tanks. What have you got on you?

    Pulls out a lunchbox with a couple of peanut butter sandwiches

    💡🤷‍♀️🤷

    This better work!

    They smear the peanut butter on fuel lines and quietly leave

    Don’t tell anyone, all right?