Most of them don’t really make sense or are just anti-communist “jokes.” The best two I found were “Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great” because it’s sweet and not necessarily romantic, and “Hey good looking. Are you the government? Because I would totally like to make you fall for me” because it’s just good. I also found one that I made up independently “are you the means of production? Because I want to seize you.” Which is just funny because it’s absurd. Are there any good communist pickup lines you know or can think of?

  • @Lemmy_Mouse
    3•1 year ago

    “Communist” pickup lines…2, 3 and 19 and 74 are anarchist/ultraleft.

    24 corrected: “My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it’s the only good theory.” …also ultraleft

    30 (as well as 48) demonstrates the author is semi-illiterate. Fidel is not fiddle.

    I don’t even want to know what 44 means

    45 corrected: “What’s 150 yards long and eats potatoes? Just about everyone left in Ukraine lined up to get food at the US embassy.” …yeah, pendulum swung back the other way motherfuckers.

    50, 57, 61, and 67 are capitalist, and so is the asshole who came up with 53, 54, 58, 68, 70, 73, 75, 77, 79, 80, 81, 82, and 88.

    58 corrected: “What is capitalism? The workers say HELL.” There is no joke, fuck capitalism.

    62 is not a compliment, very creepy.

    68 corrected: “What did modern Ukrainians use to light their homes with before candles? Nuclear power.”

    88 corrected to finish it off: “Ruin me the way capitalism eventually ruins everything.”