A lot of nine-fingered boys in the village

They haven’t got much choice in the village (Yeah)

Model car, model wife, model village

Model far, model right, model village

They ain’t too friendly in the village (In the village)

There’s a tabloid frenzy in the village (Don’t read The Sun)

He’s “not a racist but” in the village

Gotta drive half-cut in the village

Model low crime rate in the village

Model race, model hate, model village (Village)

Got my head kicked in in the village (Wah)

There’s a lot of pink skin in the village

“Hardest man in the world” in the village

He says he got with every girl in the village