• @PolandIsAStateOfMind
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    1 year ago

    They ask the formost expert on China, Adrian Zenz himself, for translation. After long deliberations, shaking Zenz hand them sealed envelope with big red “Top Secret” stamp. Armored convoy, dodging small pebbles on road (they could be the pill bugs) and F-35 fighters falling from the sky, arrive at White House. “It’s time, sir”, says the US Army Chief of Staff handing the envelope to president. Among solemn silence with dozens of top officials present, president opens the envelope and reads aloud:

    “That vas für ze TikTok ban, die Hurensöhne!”