And what are these tanks supposed to do? ISIS can fucking potshot them with old Soviet RPG7s and they can’t climb up a hill in the snow, but of course our beloved Western wunderwaffen will magically shoot down 23456 Kalibr missiles on day one with basic shells and then sink 32 Russian nuclear submarines from 4000 miles away with Ghost of Kiev mystic Harry Potter Dumbledore Voldemort magic and bring all the 120,000+ (some sources say 300,000) dead Ukrainian soldiers to life with the Resurrection stone or whatever the libshits have instead of Juche Necromancy and riding on these leopard tanks will be gigachad sigma redpilled top G cossacks that will shoot down KA52 helicopters with bows and arrows and give Putin blood cancer using Viking paganist chanting and magically unencircle Bakhmut with undead legions of dead Nazi übermenschen and samurai from WW2 that’ll shoot bullets greased with pig fat at evil subhuman 2 year olds and bring about the Ukrainian Endsieg with glorious chemical weapons that they’ll spread across the entirety of Eurasia after defeating Russian air defences with flying aircraft carriers and underwater F35s that glow with capitalist freedom powers ™ that will reawaken all the old Norse gods and thor will have a magical battle with god undead Stalin with his giant spoon and cement the immortal victory of the “Aryan” race (Ukrainians are also slavs lmao what are they talking about) with the assistance of based Belarusian “freedom and democracy” volunteers that will go into the future and buy radiation guns from the Martian confederation and Atlantis, the solar system where the Aryan race originated from the genius of underwater Elfdom as the riders of Rohan riding down on mystical horses come to destroy the evil Mordorian orcs as George Soros flies in the air like superman and shoots lasers out of his eyes that kill 2345662834959876345 orcs each and the Snake Island defenders come back from hell with 23457625345 undead conquistadors that blow up 34567809876 RuZZian tanks per second with hypersonic light-speed ultra Javelin missiles that’re made by the spirits of millions of nonexistent German women who were murdered by the Red army in ww2 along with all the other 12349568762345 quadrillian victims of communism. You see? It all fits together! /s
Oh, I almost forgot the HIMARS transgender roman legions that’ll encircle Russia and attack Leningrad through Kazakhstan (realistic depiction of a liberal’s grasp of geography)
And what are these tanks supposed to do? ISIS can fucking potshot them with old Soviet RPG7s and they can’t climb up a hill in the snow, but of course our beloved Western wunderwaffen will magically shoot down 23456 Kalibr missiles on day one with basic shells and then sink 32 Russian nuclear submarines from 4000 miles away with Ghost of Kiev mystic Harry Potter Dumbledore Voldemort magic and bring all the 120,000+ (some sources say 300,000) dead Ukrainian soldiers to life with the Resurrection stone or whatever the libshits have instead of Juche Necromancy and riding on these leopard tanks will be gigachad sigma redpilled top G cossacks that will shoot down KA52 helicopters with bows and arrows and give Putin blood cancer using Viking paganist chanting and magically unencircle Bakhmut with undead legions of dead Nazi übermenschen and samurai from WW2 that’ll shoot bullets greased with pig fat at evil subhuman 2 year olds and bring about the Ukrainian Endsieg with glorious chemical weapons that they’ll spread across the entirety of Eurasia after defeating Russian air defences with flying aircraft carriers and underwater F35s that glow with capitalist freedom powers ™ that will reawaken all the old Norse gods and thor will have a magical battle with god undead Stalin with his giant spoon and cement the immortal victory of the “Aryan” race (Ukrainians are also slavs lmao what are they talking about) with the assistance of based Belarusian “freedom and democracy” volunteers that will go into the future and buy radiation guns from the Martian confederation and Atlantis, the solar system where the Aryan race originated from the genius of underwater Elfdom as the riders of Rohan riding down on mystical horses come to destroy the evil Mordorian orcs as George Soros flies in the air like superman and shoots lasers out of his eyes that kill 2345662834959876345 orcs each and the Snake Island defenders come back from hell with 23457625345 undead conquistadors that blow up 34567809876 RuZZian tanks per second with hypersonic light-speed ultra Javelin missiles that’re made by the spirits of millions of nonexistent German women who were murdered by the Red army in ww2 along with all the other 12349568762345 quadrillian victims of communism. You see? It all fits together! /s
Oh, I almost forgot the HIMARS transgender roman legions that’ll encircle Russia and attack Leningrad through Kazakhstan (realistic depiction of a liberal’s grasp of geography)
Hey that sounded almost like that Romanian guy on lemmy.