I also had the misfortune of encountering a NAFO mfer who claimed that “Ukraine liberated Auschwitz”, despite it being liberated by the 322nd Motor Rifle division that was founded in 1941 in Nizhny Novgorod and had a starting cadre that was 90% Russian merely because it was in the “Ukrainian front” which was named for the territory it was supposed to liberate and nothing to actually do with “ethnic Ukrainians” and the fact that Polish films about the Wołyń massacre such as Volhynia (2016) are still banned in Ukraine today and there are literally streets named after Bandera who committed said atrocities while the Banderite government continues to bombard Donetsk city with increasing desperation as the Russian military converges on their firing points in Avdeevka while zelenskyy still claims 1234567 bajillion Russian casualties despite Ukrainian graveyards filling up like crazy and Ukrainian troops literally kidnapping people for new recruits off the streets of Kiev and Odessa as the latest batch of Western wunderwaffe tanks (14 of them) are set to arrive in 3 months that will supposedly make up for hundreds if not thousands of destroyed Ukrainian tanks in less than a year all because Zelenskyy couldn’t abide by the fucking Minsk agreements
And what are these tanks supposed to do? ISIS can fucking potshot them with old Soviet RPG7s and they can’t climb up a hill in the snow, but of course our beloved Western wunderwaffen will magically shoot down 23456 Kalibr missiles on day one with basic shells and then sink 32 Russian nuclear submarines from 4000 miles away with Ghost of Kiev mystic Harry Potter Dumbledore Voldemort magic and bring all the 120,000+ (some sources say 300,000) dead Ukrainian soldiers to life with the Resurrection stone or whatever the libshits have instead of Juche Necromancy and riding on these leopard tanks will be gigachad sigma redpilled top G cossacks that will shoot down KA52 helicopters with bows and arrows and give Putin blood cancer using Viking paganist chanting and magically unencircle Bakhmut with undead legions of dead Nazi übermenschen and samurai from WW2 that’ll shoot bullets greased with pig fat at evil subhuman 2 year olds and bring about the Ukrainian Endsieg with glorious chemical weapons that they’ll spread across the entirety of Eurasia after defeating Russian air defences with flying aircraft carriers and underwater F35s that glow with capitalist freedom powers ™ that will reawaken all the old Norse gods and thor will have a magical battle with god undead Stalin with his giant spoon and cement the immortal victory of the “Aryan” race (Ukrainians are also slavs lmao what are they talking about) with the assistance of based Belarusian “freedom and democracy” volunteers that will go into the future and buy radiation guns from the Martian confederation and Atlantis, the solar system where the Aryan race originated from the genius of underwater Elfdom as the riders of Rohan riding down on mystical horses come to destroy the evil Mordorian orcs as George Soros flies in the air like superman and shoots lasers out of his eyes that kill 2345662834959876345 orcs each and the Snake Island defenders come back from hell with 23457625345 undead conquistadors that blow up 34567809876 RuZZian tanks per second with hypersonic light-speed ultra Javelin missiles that’re made by the spirits of millions of nonexistent German women who were murdered by the Red army in ww2 along with all the other 12349568762345 quadrillian victims of communism. You see? It all fits together! /s
Oh, I almost forgot the HIMARS transgender roman legions that’ll encircle Russia and attack Leningrad through Kazakhstan (realistic depiction of a liberal’s grasp of geography)
I also had the misfortune of encountering a NAFO mfer who claimed that “Ukraine liberated Auschwitz”, despite it being liberated by the 322nd Motor Rifle division that was founded in 1941 in Nizhny Novgorod and had a starting cadre that was 90% Russian merely because it was in the “Ukrainian front” which was named for the territory it was supposed to liberate and nothing to actually do with “ethnic Ukrainians” and the fact that Polish films about the Wołyń massacre such as Volhynia (2016) are still banned in Ukraine today and there are literally streets named after Bandera who committed said atrocities while the Banderite government continues to bombard Donetsk city with increasing desperation as the Russian military converges on their firing points in Avdeevka while zelenskyy still claims 1234567 bajillion Russian casualties despite Ukrainian graveyards filling up like crazy and Ukrainian troops literally kidnapping people for new recruits off the streets of Kiev and Odessa as the latest batch of Western wunderwaffe tanks (14 of them) are set to arrive in 3 months that will supposedly make up for hundreds if not thousands of destroyed Ukrainian tanks in less than a year all because Zelenskyy couldn’t abide by the fucking Minsk agreements
And what are these tanks supposed to do? ISIS can fucking potshot them with old Soviet RPG7s and they can’t climb up a hill in the snow, but of course our beloved Western wunderwaffen will magically shoot down 23456 Kalibr missiles on day one with basic shells and then sink 32 Russian nuclear submarines from 4000 miles away with Ghost of Kiev mystic Harry Potter Dumbledore Voldemort magic and bring all the 120,000+ (some sources say 300,000) dead Ukrainian soldiers to life with the Resurrection stone or whatever the libshits have instead of Juche Necromancy and riding on these leopard tanks will be gigachad sigma redpilled top G cossacks that will shoot down KA52 helicopters with bows and arrows and give Putin blood cancer using Viking paganist chanting and magically unencircle Bakhmut with undead legions of dead Nazi übermenschen and samurai from WW2 that’ll shoot bullets greased with pig fat at evil subhuman 2 year olds and bring about the Ukrainian Endsieg with glorious chemical weapons that they’ll spread across the entirety of Eurasia after defeating Russian air defences with flying aircraft carriers and underwater F35s that glow with capitalist freedom powers ™ that will reawaken all the old Norse gods and thor will have a magical battle with god undead Stalin with his giant spoon and cement the immortal victory of the “Aryan” race (Ukrainians are also slavs lmao what are they talking about) with the assistance of based Belarusian “freedom and democracy” volunteers that will go into the future and buy radiation guns from the Martian confederation and Atlantis, the solar system where the Aryan race originated from the genius of underwater Elfdom as the riders of Rohan riding down on mystical horses come to destroy the evil Mordorian orcs as George Soros flies in the air like superman and shoots lasers out of his eyes that kill 2345662834959876345 orcs each and the Snake Island defenders come back from hell with 23457625345 undead conquistadors that blow up 34567809876 RuZZian tanks per second with hypersonic light-speed ultra Javelin missiles that’re made by the spirits of millions of nonexistent German women who were murdered by the Red army in ww2 along with all the other 12349568762345 quadrillian victims of communism. You see? It all fits together! /s
Oh, I almost forgot the HIMARS transgender roman legions that’ll encircle Russia and attack Leningrad through Kazakhstan (realistic depiction of a liberal’s grasp of geography)
Hey that sounded almost like that Romanian guy on lemmy.