According to Section IX of Ukraine’s 1990 Declaration of State Sovereignty:
The Ukrainian SSR solemnly declares its intention of becoming a permanently neutral state that does not participate in military blocs and adheres to three nuclear free principles: to accept, to produce and to purchase no nuclear weapons.
Don’t you see! By not allowing people to shit on the floor in the middle of your restaurant, you’re proving that your restaurant can’t ever possibly be good! FREEZEPEACH!