So since I play at ssbm tournaments I feel this is important to tell some of you comrades. For anyone unaware Nintendo has canceled the Smash World Tour, which encompasses multiple smash bros tournaments, some huge, some smaller. This is in cooperation with Panda, the two are being assclowns basically. What this means is that most of the Majors and Supermajors (large tournaments) coming up will most likely be canceled. Nintendo has even threatened to arrest people because we have no “license.” Nintendo hates melee and right now were in danger. Never thought i’d be harassed by police at smash events not just protests. Anywho…
DONKEY KONG, I refuse to play anyone other than DK.
My after middle school hours were spent, me and him getting our asses handed to us, incredibly fun tho lol.
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HAHAHAHAHA, YES
I would also get really cocky and try to dunk on the opponent who’s off the ledge but whiff completely. Then we would both wait for those 5 seconds of shame where DK uses his up B to get up, but its all in vain!
If I had a nickel for everytime I wasted a DK stock in the name of style…
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