☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ to Late Stage CapitalismEnglish · 10 months agoPray we don't improve your shopping experience furthermedia.mas.toimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1217arrow-down14cross-posted to: funny@lemmy.mllatestagecapitalism
arrow-up1213arrow-down1imagePray we don't improve your shopping experience furthermedia.mas.to☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ to Late Stage CapitalismEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square37fedilinkcross-posted to: funny@lemmy.mllatestagecapitalism
minus-squareComradeSaladlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·10 months ago“ALERT! Suspect has stolen: “Snickers™ worth: $1.49” … “Please hold still for the sniper, criminal.”
minus-squareHalasham@dormi.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-210 months agoOnly unrealistic part is Human sniper and the warning. It’ll be a drone the moment a drone could make the shot with 50.1% odds. can make the shot in sufficiently few shots that cost of ammo & electricity beats wages for a sniper.
minus-squarePeeOnYou [he/him]linkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoyeah, only Walgreens hires psychopaths with guns who shoot shoplifters in cold blood, but they’re not snipers
“ALERT! Suspect has stolen: “Snickers™ worth: $1.49” … “Please hold still for the sniper, criminal.”
Only unrealistic part is Human sniper and the warning. It’ll be a drone the moment a drone
could make the shot with 50.1% odds.can make the shot in sufficiently few shots that cost of ammo & electricity beats wages for a sniper.yeah, only Walgreens hires psychopaths with guns who shoot shoplifters in cold blood, but they’re not snipers