Milord has no choice but to take measures against the other peasants who have been possessed by woke transgender demons to steal from him 😔

  • DamarcusArt
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    7 months ago

    It seems like a convenience measure to me, why steal one when you could steal two?

    • PolandIsAStateOfMind
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      7 months ago

      Those are like 5 liter bottles (insert meme about cooking oil and muricans), i would assume shoplifting even one is problematic.

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        7 months ago

        Damn, 5 liters? I don’t think I could even get through one of those before it goes bad, and cooking oil lasts for ages.

        On the other hand, shoplift a couple of bottles and get to do a bit of light weightlifting at the same time, sounds like a win/win to me!