“Never Underestimate an Old Man Who Is Also a Communist Revolutionary And Also Defended His Country Against a Fascist Invasion Using Weapons He Made Using Aluminium Foil and Was Also Born Under a Full Moon in 1983 As a Result of an Unplanned Pregnancy But His Parents Were Nonetheless Very Happy About His Birth and Raised Him Very Well and Are Still Alive and Enjoying Their Retirement in the Socialist Country the Aforementioned Old Man (Which Is Me, By the Way) Helped Create”