• Catradora-Stalinism☭
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    10 months ago

    can we kill them by sending them to space, but strapped to the side of the rockets? im in a creative mood today

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      10 months ago

      That’s kind of expensive to get them into space. It also creates the possibility of a kessler event with the space junk. Elon Musk has contributed enough for that problem. We can reduce the space pollution of strapping landlords to rockets by getting them high enough to where they still don’t go into orbit, but also return to earth with as much contact with the atmosphere on the way down going terminal velocity and oxidize their living body/ corpse. A nice touch would be to make the carbon nanomaterials from hemp if possible. If we can continuously industrialize a process of doing this in an environmentally sustainably way we might make this the new socialist cremation process for funerary purposes. Who wouldn’t love to know that their body will become a shooting star streaking across the sky?