But don’t you know that Russia will invade Ukraine at 3AM today? Mr. dumbass totalitarial dictator Putin is going to sneakily just walk into Ukraine in the cover of night. No sorry we don’t have any evidence for this. What? It is past 3AM and no invasion took place? Ladies and gentlemen, we have saved Ukraine.
But don’t you know that Russia will invade Ukraine at 3AM today? Mr. dumbass totalitarial dictator Putin is going to sneakily just walk into Ukraine in the cover of night. No sorry we don’t have any evidence for this. What? It is past 3AM and no invasion took place? Ladies and gentlemen, we have saved Ukraine.
Haven’t they already invaded? Multiple times, too?
That’s what Reddit keeps telling me.
They rescheduled for tmrw, according to /r/worldnews.
LMAO