Breaking news: water is wet.

I’m surprised this isn’t getting downvoted to hell with all of the “blue no matter who” circle jerk crowd on lemme.

Politicians should be retired at the age of 70. These old fucks are so out of touch, it would be comical if it wasn’t costing human lives every fucking day.

I’ve always mistrusted the “equal housing” symbol, as if making a symbol for a thing that should be automatic makes it true. The fact that they have this symbol proves the opposite to me, if you get my drift. Like people who quack about honesty are the ones who are most full of shit.

Not “crazy” per se, but west of the Mississippi, cities are set up on a grid, whereas eastern cities look like their planning was established by throwing a plate of spaghetti at a wall.

Should it all be tauntauns and rainbow-colored lightsabers?

I knew what to expect, so I only watched about 1 second of Rick Astley.

I really enjoyed Bullshit Jobs by Graeber. I’ll have to re-read it since its been 2 or 3 years since I read it.

Even the racist assholes who worshipped him probably cringed or giggled when they first saw it.

“The planet isn’t going anywhere… we are!”- George Carlin

I disagree. If I’m being honest, I care too much, but I’m overwhelmed by a combination of sadness, anger and fear. I have no idea where to start to fix our societal problems. Anyone who sticks their neck out gets their head cut off. Look at what they’re doing to Assange for exposing the truth. Every president since Nixon has been a fucking war criminal.

Somewhere around November of 2020, Reddit became 4chan, like the tipping point in South Park when the public pool became more piss than chlorinated water.

Peanut butter. Generic peanut butter is downright nasty. Skippy or Jiff for me.

Whoever chose the colors for this can eat a bag of dicks.

On my Facebook feed there was a Transformer toy in the shape of Starbug called Smegatron.

One place I worked had end of shift meetings every day for the transition between third and first shift. First shift was supposed to get there 15 minutes early, but hardly ever did. This was a stand-up meeting at the end of an 8 hour shift. Look assholes, I’m tired and I wanna go home.Your disrespect of my time isn’t helping my attitude toward this shit-hole company. Also, apparently, they didn’t need to do this for second shift, because, you know, first shift is tired and wants to leave on time. Imagine that. I ended up quitting when they tacked on extra hours for us to work at the last minute during the week of Thanksgiving, so that effectively we’d still end up working 40 hours. What’s the fucking point of holidays if you’re just going to make us work more hours anyway?

To be fair, I understood right away that “ordering” meant “buying”, because these days you can order your own pizza as easily as texting someone else to do it. It’s kind of a big ask if you’re not actually in a relationship already whether romantic or platonic.

I only know the difference because I used to print magazines that featured both Pomeranians and Yorkies.

Shit. Good catch. I guess it’s been a while.

They seem to go out of their way in The Big Lebowski to misidentify creatures ( possibly to emphasize their stupidity). The “marmot” is actually a ferret, and the “Pomeranian” is actually a Yorkie.