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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago

Today marks the formal beginning of The Burger Reich

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Today marks the formal beginning of The Burger Reich

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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    mcdonalds national impact summit

    we are so close to renaming military units after sponsor corporations i want to see the 1st Wal Mart Division in a parade before I die

    • Sleve_McDichael [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Weren’t there crypto currency ads at that pathetic military parade this summer?

      • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        yeah that was a sign that we’re getting closer, but I want the units to start getting renamed.

        • CupcakeOfSpice [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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          I’d prefer military getting golden arches tattoos rather than the bolts.

    • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      “We commend the Hooters Brigade for their bravery and courageous acts in the Second Burger Wars…”

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      If Nintendo sponsors the Waluigi Brigade I’m volunteering just for the purple overalls.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    you gotta hand it to the franchise system. mcdonalds extracts rents on the franchise owner’s location while keeping them in a captive market for all the corporate inputs, marketing materials, and ever trickling upgrades and demands a certain level of revenue + tribute, but assumes none of the corporate liability for the franchisee exploiting and degrading their workers.

    and they totally have these petite bourgeois mini-tyrants believing, not only, that they own something worth owning, but that they’re being civic-minded and conscious toward their community.

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      Franchises are basically feudalism. Lords pledge themselves to King McDonalds and are provided a permit, they can then run their fiefs mostly how they want but have to carry out the King’s laws verbatim or else. They owe regular tribute and will be called upon for various commitments (wars/special deals).

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        We’re in fuckin 1320 2004 motherfucker. You are a serf worker. removed, you live in Alsace Arkansas. You are a peasant fry cook. You need to give your fuckin’ lord general manager the grain mcdouble…

        • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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          Interesting point. The employee commitments are proletarian, but the franchisee commitments are feudal.

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    A spectre haunts them

    • the rizzler
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      the spectre of gorbachev

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    mccrucified
    nuke
    a-little-trolling
    feast-1feast-2

    • corvidenjoyer [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Art.

  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Non-zero chance that the atomic bomb dropped on either Caracas or Mexico City will be called “Big Mac”

    • QuillcrestFalconer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I hope you’re not anywhere near the lathe

      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        The lathe eventually comes to us all. We must try not to tempt fate.

      • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Same doomer

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      one happy terrified meal please

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    deleted by creator

  • MarmiteLover123 [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Funniest part of the speech was where he talks about the B-2s as if they were dive bombing Iran’s nuclear facilities like some kind of world war two raid on Japan lmao. Seriously, watch it. “Skedaddle”

    • Outdoor_Catgirl [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Do you think he watched the remake of top gun where they do exactly that?

      • MarmiteLover123 [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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        I think Top Gun: Maverick vs the reality of the airstrikes on Iranian nuclear facilities, is the clearest example of the saying: “fighter pilots make movies, bomber pilots make history”.

      • carpoftruth [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        I really enjoyed the chapo-american prestige crossover episode where they discussed top gun: maverick

        • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netOPM
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      Got a link, by any chance?

      • MarmiteLover123 [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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        Found it

        Even comes with Trump hand gestures

  • XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    mfw fascism is the merger of corporations with the state

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    You can’t look at this guy’s fucking mug in front of the words “McDonald’s National Impact Summit” and tell me that we don’t deserve some kind of divine punishment.

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    This post was fact checked by real treatlerite patriots. ✅ treatler

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