corvidenjoyer [she/her]

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  • That’s why the smarter time travelers try to split the timeline by interrupting Alois and Klara to prevent conception,

    Any time traveler left of Bernie Sanders would eventually attempt to lead a protracted people’s war aganist the feeble german republic. A smarter comrade would simply hand the spartacists a crate full of ak47s and drones and sit back and enjoy as the planet turns red sit-back-and-enjoy

    That this did not happen leads us to to a few possablilities

    1: Time travel does not exist.

    2: Time travel exists but only the stinky imperalists get it.

    3:Time travel exists but the Soviet falling is a canon event that must happen for the next stage of communism to progress. horror

    4:The first comrade to time travel was really, really, bad at it and roams this doomed timeline trying fix their mistakes, failing and digging themselves into deeper and deeper holes because explaining how they accidentally killed rosa luxemburg caused the sinno-soviet split gave henry kisinger immortalilty gave their good friend boris yeltsin a much needed confidence boost trained gorbachev wrong, as a joke watched the soviet union fall slept with george bush did 9/11 out of frustration slept with george bush mugged kisinger thus removing his immortalilty made a fool of themselves on a trip to cuba is too embaressing to explain to the party so they just keep trying to kill Hitler for the thousandth time because nothing else is working and they need at least domething to show for themselves and he’s just a man Why. Wont. He. Die! volcel-judge

    Or 5: Number 2 but the time cia is living out number 4 but with castro still lmao. fidel-peace


  • I don’t disagree but the “grey area” is weird if if capcom decided “actually no we want everyone to hate him and if you thought he was changing for the better you were wrong” at the eleventh hour and think everyone should hate just him. Honestly Awoo’s take seems completely unserious if you think about this even slightly undiegeticly. Whats so cool about this that it would make you want to play as this guy if you think this creepy? Capcom would really risk doing this to a protagonist for the luls? If you don’t think its creepy this is basically everything you could want out of his character and the reaction has been far more mixed within japan…

    As a final note to all this why would someone like Alex of all people not openly and knowingly be a creep if this is supposed to be creepy to the streetfighter universe??? Imagine thinking this guy would give a fuck lmao even if was true it would be bad writing that should not be welcomed. Such a lazy and dismissive take for no reason. I really didn’t need to see this outside of reddit. The only other people I see with congratultory/dismissive takes on this outside of Japan are weebs so maybe thats why?

    I don’t think I can take her media Analysis seriously after this.