Show the world how liberal you nerds truly are!
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Ah, you’re the Stalinist everyone thinks is lurking on Hexbear. Neat.
(BTW, your snoot is very boopable. Boop!)
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You’re welcome, comrade.
Now how’d you do that?
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Oh neat you’re the most authoritarian stalinist on the website by libertarian polcomp standards!
I have perfect politics no i will not post my test results
Just because liberal isn’t depicted doesn’t mean you can’t share with the class
You are the compass
Fuck you caught me
Would “perfect politics” as far as Hexbear is concerned be “exact match to the Bolsheviks”, or all the way in the upper left corner?
You’ll have to check my results
But you didn’t post any?
Because polcomps are based on goofy libertarian thinking (and thereby associates “authoritarianism” with an incoherent set of positions), it would probably be closer to bottom left, left of where anarchists are placed.
Well, that does track. I’ve dealt with some… concerning… ostensibly left-anarchist positions. There’s probably a reason a Soviet flag makes me feel Safe about frequently politicized parts of myself more than anarchist symbols ever have. Even though one of these days I’m definitely gonna get killed by some pack of nutjob bigoted revisionists because I can’t get myself to stop just assuming “hammer and sickle = I don’t have to mask neurodivergence or pass for cishet here”.
The only way to get the upper left quadrant is to do the „evul red-brown fash“ stereotype, most actual MLs that have done the political compass thingie land in libleft.
Yeah, as a bit I like to say I want to make the far authleft point on the political compass look like the libertarian right, but every time I’ve actually done a political compass test, I basically never land all that authoritarian. I do tend to land to the leftmost edge, though. I just don’t think the political compass is all that useful as political analysis, tbh. The “Overton Window” is a good tool for explaining the accepted political range of a community, but for assessing individual or party positions, it’s just not a useful means of analysis. Like, most actual positions people actually hold tend to fall along a diagonal strip of it from libleft to authright, and while libright people and groups do exist, they’re generally incoherent, have no realistically practicable policy aims, are self contradictory, etc, and the “authleft” as most of these tests determine it… really doesn’t exist outside of a handful of MLs who do it for the bit.
this position was verified by real Bolshevik commissars:
I feel like the results would’ve been different if some of the questions weren’t as vague, and of course if I knew my Russian history better.
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Now that’s just on purpose you silly cat
22·3 months agoNo no. I answered truthfully. Turns out, I am a Black Hundred.
spoiler
I did purposefully answer to get this and I do not support the politics of the Black Hundreds.
you’re a hundred black cats in a trench coat, got it
Darn, I have been figured out
Comlib? You must understand your enemy to fight them.
This whole time…
Huh, fair enough
I picked neutral on some that i don’t know about.
I think we answered everything the same lolI answered just like i would in real life if someone asked me a question i couldn’t even begin to answer.
“Do you agree with the actions of the committee youjust hearing about for the first time?”
I’m still evaluating my opinion and am neutral at this time.
I remember doing one of these as a really baby leftist and seeing “do you support a dictatorship of the proletariat” and I was like “of course I don’t support dictatorship “
Understandable, this is real deep lore nerd shit after all
I will be expecting the keys to this site on my desk by noon thank you
buzzfeed harry potter houses quiz for history nerds
I’ll be honest I had to answer neutral on some of them as my history knowledge of russia isn’t the best but
don’t take my tankie points away pls hexbear 
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It’s probably worth breaking up the anarchists into a couple of camps too, since I definitely would not put Makhnovists there (I would put them in prison), but nonetheless I have easily the most libleft result so far. I understand generally why I would be rated libleft because the compass plainly has that bias in general, but I’m not sure why I’m the furthest here.
