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- cross-posted to:
- us_news
- usa@lemmy.ml
Wasting an entire week of the entire US military top brass on this thing is one of the best things this government has done.
it would be so sick to think you are some cool general guy and then your boss makes you fly 26 hours for a useless meeting and is visibly drunk
Some officials spent their time doing back-of-the-envelope math on ChatGPT to figure out how much the spectacle cost.
everythings computer

The Pentagon has insisted the U.S. military is retooling to prepare for a potential war with China. But sending American troops to patrol their own cities will “distract warfighters from actually training to fight and win” against Beijing, said a fourth defense official.

WHAT DOES CHATGPT DO THAT A CALCULATOR DOESN’T ALREADY DO BETTER
USE WOLFRAM ALPHA WTF
calculator can add the numbers, but somebody still has to make up the numbers.
Hey, Chappy Tea, how many money does it take to fly 2 star general first class to DC? Chatchy petey, how many generals not in DC a week ago? Chant jeep ET, make them numbers what you just told me together.
“Hey kevin look at my phone it says this meeting costed a lot”
these are us military generals; they aren’t competent enough to use a calculator, let alone wolfram alpha.
I’m having a bit of a mental error realizing how cooked everyone is
It gives you the answer you want, even if it is incorrect, a calculator can’t do that, it can be disappointing. Like I ask a calculator how much money I’ll have left if I spend a bunch on fast food and it gives me a bad number, but if chatGPT gives me a bad number I can tell it is wrong and it’ll change the number to one I like more!
Good point
I’m glad I clicked the link and remembered. I wasn’t considering it was a bit and was about to basically say a dumber version of that post that calls it out.
back-of-the-envelope
on ChatGPT

The Pentagon has insisted the U.S. military is retooling to prepare for a potential war with China.
A chud family member called me a conspiracy theorist for saying America wants war with China, but they’re so openly brazen about it.
Critical support to comrade Hegseth for degrading the morale and war fighting capacity of the Great Satan
A second whiskey has hit the bloodstream

looks like Hegseth is about to give him a kiss on his forehead
Bwahaha now that I think of it…
These griping generals weren’t invited to the secret real meeting where heggy pulled aside the loyal commanders and informed them of the upcoming purges
Pete Kegsbreath lol











