so, it’s a predator goat.
It DOES seem menacing
‘There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man’
“If it bleats, we can kill it.”
That might just be the best thing on the internet :D
I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before! This was fantastic!
“I’m scared, Poncho”
Eater Goats…
Suddenly those creepy Renaissance paintings of animals make a lot more sense.
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Despite my love for Jim Henson, I still can’t get over the movie adaptation turning Falkor into a fucking dog-worm.
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yes and my copy has the text in red and green ink depending on whether it’s describing reality of the fantasy world. it’s an awesome book!
There are two books … ;-))
Falkor wasn’t played by Anthony Head in the version I saw.
I’ve always wanted to look a goat directly in the eyes. It’s a dream of mine.
i was crowned the GOAT of autism, i would volunteer but i dont like eye contact
That requires a mirror with most goats.
Looks like one of those Oblivion npc
You’re the one I saw in my dreams!
I vote for you as president of the fediverse
Hell no
I think you mean Hail Satan.
Nah, even Satan is uncomfortable looking at that one. Sacrifice not accepted. In fact, resurrected.
This sounds like a CK2 event for the satanic secret society.
“On their journeys some of your brothers and sisters under Satan stumbled upon a goat with strange forward facing eyes. As the blade pierced the animals heart it is consumed by a sulphurous fire.”
“Why did I hear screaming?”
“A few minutes into cleaning the ritual room a vibrant rainbow of fires and smells burst forth upon the ritual dias taking several of your brothers. As the fire clears you see the goat has returned with small yellow squares of paper attached via adhesive to the goat. They are all signed by different gods and demons.”
“This raises many questions.” (+3 diplomacy)
Goats already usually look high, this fella is in the stratosphere
So it’s a predator?
Beat me to it. I was like pretty soon it’s gonna start eating you.
Preys upon grass
Me when the edibles kick in.
GNU
Definitely not UNIX 😬
Looks like something in medieval paintings.
Looks like something that needs to be burned with fire
Why does this look like a child molester?
Forward facing eyes are indicative of a predator.
And they are called kids…
Because forward facing eyes is usually a trait associated with predators.
You think everything looks like a child molester
It looks like it was drawn by a furry artist who specializes in particularly perverted characters. I love it!
“It’s just my artstyle!!111”
Pervgoat is in the prowl for more pussy after being released for his third public indecency offense.
It was also a cold-blooded mammal.
EDIT: new information suggests they probably were not.
No, it wasn’t. Or to be exact, we don’t know, but it’s highly unlikely. In 2009, the bone growth pattern of Myotragus was thought to occur only in cold blooded animals, but in 2012 they found it is widespread in extant mammals as well.
Oh, that’s good to know! I wondered how a cold-blooded mammal could be a thing.
TIL there was a 5M year old cold-blooded mammal that humans killed off (but ofc).Today I was reminded that science grows as new discoveries are made.
But we still killed the little beasties off. Nothing has changed there.
I actually missed the part that we killed them off. “Heh heh, look at the funny-faced little goats. Let’s kill 'em!” Jerks.
Probably because of capitalism.
Predator goat species any% speedrun when
