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I really hope he gives a similar quote when he makes toilet flushing use more water (read: no more woke flushing)
“my poops are the biggest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of size”
Apparently more than 37.5 gallons
I propose we address this by stuffing him in a 55 gallon drum filled to the brim with water, upside down, for at least 15 minutes
Mr. Trump, SIR, you need water to wash that friggin’ ORANGE off your skin. Upvotes to the left fellow patriots!
this is clearly discriminatory against the nation’s growers
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haha nice one c/fakenews… wait why is this in the normal news comm?
The Golden Showers Initiative
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I’m laughing like a jackel watching as he does this kind of petty bullshit alongside world-chaotic economic policy.
I have no other response left. Stupidest timeline.
Just signed an order to Make America’s Showers Great Again! No more weak and worthless water flow - my hair deserves the best! Biden’s low-pressure rules were a total disaster. Now, showers will be strong, powerful, and patriotic! Let it rain, folks!
Thousands of MAGA shower heads won’t be flooding the market due to some sort of economic thing, I can’t remember what.
Beautiful high pressured golden showers.Tbf my parents have a really high pressure shower and it kicks ass. It makes my college shower seem less powerful than a stream of piss. My parents don’t live in a desert though so it’s not as much as an environmental issue
