I’ve heard quite a few rumours about this
Yes, but every poop was a no-wiper anyway thanks to his impeccable dialectical understanding of the contradictions which take place during consumption and digestion.
Given the amount of beer he drank I highly doubt this.
He wiped before pooping
Engels liked it that way
This is why I left the left
He ran out of yards of linen.
He was European, therefore he used a bidet
He used a bidet, just another way he could foresee the future
he was still a white guy
Jenny von Westphalen at open mic night:
Wiping is the ultimate form of liberalism, he knew this
Germans don’t poop, they just have another hole they pee out of
It’s called “das Bierabfallloch“
wait, we’re supposed to wipe after pooping? I have been wiping before this whole time
baseless liberal propaganda
you still have to wipe after using a bidet.
unless you’re marx.
Unless you have the dryer attachment
You have been duped, Comrade.
Toilet-paper is a tool for bourgeois class warfare. Humans have been air-drying for millennia. Only when technology allowed for a steady supply of toilet-paper did the bourgeois put it in every rest room in order to reduce air-drying time and increase “productivity” in the factories. To further discipline the working class they removed the bide completely, so the only option was to smear it around with the paper and walk around with a stinky doo doo ass. This resulted in many workers moving the rest room breaks to the home, further increasing their productivity in the factories (this also lead to a higher work load for the women that have to clean them). However, In Japan, the working class organized and successfully repelled the implementation of this new technology. The Japanese bourgeois responded by investing even more capital into the tools of production and the high tech toilets, for which they’re known for today, was born. With an integrated bide and dryer function, this further standardized the rest room break time and regained more productivity and a higher exploitation rate of the Japanese working class.
Remember: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why a poop on company time.
Born to shit, forced to wipe
We stan a stinky boi
