Poster is literally “bluecheckdumbass”. This has to be bait.
guy who makes arbitrary “rules” : heh, sorry, I don’t make the rules
I mean yeah. I am a woman. I find that attractive. I guess that would make me gay.
spoiler
Joke’s on them; I’m pan.
guess I’m gay
I just want to get pounded into the ground like a stake by a woman who’s stronger and taller than me
Is that so much to ask?
tfw far enough above 6 feet that taller women are exceptionally rare
Lucky me, I’m only 5’9"
The important thing is to give as good as you receive.
Bisexual men be like
As a queer yep super hot so this must be gay!
got the GTA 5 wanted stars in the top right corner of my screen for the amount of unspeakably horny thoughts that crossed through my mind looking at this one, good lord
Be still my
[redacted]heart~
I do not goon for junker queen because she is a racist
They’re still it at hahaha
oh damn I fell for it
AFAIK the original poster in that pic is a woman.
squash my head in them thighs
Grate my face to pulp on those abs
Well, i guess it is if you consider woman = petite and delicate
Straight guys have a complex and inscruitable (read: wrong) idea of gender and sexuality and yet they call the lgbt xommunity “too confusing”
Lmao
dommy me, muscle mommy