I want the tallness, the deep voice, the peepee (for helicoptering and laughing hehehoohoo).
But only for today, tomorrow I’m back to smol enby bean
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Yes, you can borrow my gender for the day, as long as you give it back nice and clean
I’m about to eep anyways
I promise only to get one tattoo
Make it cool
Here’s the best possible tattoo recommendation, with the most mileage:
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Sure, you just have to eat a lot of epic le bacon, skid tires in figure-eights in a residential neighborhood and blast dadrock at floor-shaking bass and volume.
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THE ONLY MANLY EMOTIONS ARE ANGER AND LUST. AND LUST CAN BE DANGEROUSLY GAY SOMETIMES SO BE CAREFUL WITH THAT ONE
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That unironically sounds like something JP would say, I don’t know if it’s real or not…
It’s not too far off, though he was more about how aggression and violence were EZ-mode happiness generators because lobsters and serotonin.
I already like dadrock so I’m halfway there
Ooooooh, you’re halfway there
Oooooooh, dad rock in the air
🎵 Join my LAN, I’ve got bandwidth to spare,
Woooah, I’m hosting multi-player! 🎵
If you also harass neighbors about inch-or-less lawn violations and like two-stroke leafblowers, you’re a shoe-in…
For pissing me off.
Sure, whatever you want. Gender is just something made up by Big Construction to sell twice as many bathrooms (WAKE UP SHEEPLE).
I’ll trade you
But I’m not that tall, my voice isn’t very deep and my peepee is unfit for helicoptering
It is girthy and hard to spin
Stop showing off
No
Now I’m going to go lift some paint cans
girthy and hard to spin
…
some paint cans
(temporary) dudes rock
Only if you spin up that donger to 7,000 rpm and fly away.
Unfortunately we ran out of man today, check with The Weather Girls for when the next shipment arrives
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BEHOLD, a MAN
Yes
No i eated it all💔
sorry all we have left is short men, cracked voice, peepee but small
Wrong community, this isn’t bad posting
Can we make a birdposting comm for dirt_owl and other avian friends
All in favor say I
I would post bird facts every day if that happened
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I would post bird facts every day if that happened
Sorry Dirt most men aren’t Danny D and helicoptering isn’t as common as you think
You can helicopter non-long weenies. You just need WILLPOWER
