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since I live to be a mass of petty thoughts I must point out, hexbear mods, that numerous comments within this thread are at least as, if not more, “body shaming” as mine was when I went “what the fuck is up with his body, the guy’s 70% legs” to a picture of Bashar Assad and it was removed for my grievous incivility towards long leg bois

JUST SAYING, GUYS

i am logging back in to say please stop drinking so much <3 thx

if you like your government shutdown, you can keep it

hope someone somewhere’s Taking Note of all these people Just Doing their Jobs ™ might be useful information idk

maybe your cold isn’t over you either and you should give it a chance

i have th efucking lyrics to that numa numa song burned into my brain and I don’t fucking get it because I don’t know romanian

i’m tellin’ y’all I saw a random ass fucking /r/woahthisisinteresting or whatever (idk much about the sub but it’s probably a shithole like /r/damnthatsinteresting that’s just 80% NATO propaganda like “wow TIL north koreans eat babies!”) post where people were like MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS WINK WINK LUIGI over some rich fuck (iirc a Merryl Lynch wealth manager or something) who was assaulting teenage employees at some kinda jamba juice

“it won’t matter” folks in shambles as “majority of common people casually and vocally agreeing yeah it’s good to kill the rich and corrupt” turns out to be something that “matters”

i’m glad i only get this way (drunk, talking shit) on hexbear

hopefully he forgives you

Anyone who said “nothing will come of this” has been proven wrong, infinitely so when you, yknow, think about how propaganda works and realize 90% of the country simultaneously going “yea yknow what kill those fuckers” is obviously in and of itself something momentous

i fuckin told y’all

Wouldn’t it be funny if all the inside trading is allowed because all the hedge funds and shit following Nancy’s trading are like idk good for the gdp or something. Less decline of rate of profit or whatever

and because of her being hospitalized the American economy collapses without the extra line go up tagging on to her trading provided

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Why the fuck would prisoners EVER, unless he killed a CHILD ceo? Like. What are these people on?

I’ve never been in prison but i imagine literally every single person who is like “what are you in for” who hears “i planned and executed the assassination of a health insurance company CEO due to their massive parasitic greed” will just be like. holy shit you’re the coolest person in here

They’ve tried nothing and they’re all out of ideas

I love that they were like luigi played an ASSASSIN GAME and it’s not even like, Hitman, it’s literally amogus

lol yes the entire country having a cathartic orgasm over this CEO’s death is nothing

civility poisoned “violence is wrong” handwringing liberals collectively clapping like seals over it is nothing

they used to brew iced tea at my work but then they got some stupid company to deliver “tea in a box” and now it’s all piped out to the dispenser

it’s not the same :(

this comment is 10x more body shamey than me saying he’s 70% legs, hexbear mods 😒