I don’t mean to be all “woe is me” but damn it really drives home the loneliness when literally the only texts I ever get are trying to get me to vote for some shit. or like, texts from my cell carrier trying to get me to upgrade my phone
and the only texts I ever send are just “STOP” lmao
sometimes I like to flirt with them (i recently got one from the hot guy who is running for city councilman asking for me to come canvass but I restrained myself from asking if he would be there…)
you coulda asked him to canvass deez nutz
I’m not getting blacklisted from the DSA as a sex-pest because I want to suck off the hot candidate who managed to get their endorsement…he is hot enough though that i was like “maybe I should just go canvass” () but he’s MARRIED so he won’t be seeing my twink ass running around for his campaign anytime soon.