I want the tallness, the deep voice, the peepee (for helicoptering and laughing hehehoohoo).
But only for today, tomorrow I’m back to smol enby bean
I want the tallness, the deep voice, the peepee (for helicoptering and laughing hehehoohoo).
But only for today, tomorrow I’m back to smol enby bean
Sure, you just have to eat a lot of epic le bacon, skid tires in figure-eights in a residential neighborhood and blast dadrock at floor-shaking bass and volume.
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THE ONLY MANLY EMOTIONS ARE ANGER AND LUST. AND LUST CAN BE DANGEROUSLY GAY SOMETIMES SO BE CAREFUL WITH THAT ONE
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That unironically sounds like something JP would say, I don’t know if it’s real or not…
It’s not too far off, though he was more about how aggression and violence were EZ-mode happiness generators because lobsters and serotonin.
I already like dadrock so I’m halfway there
Ooooooh, you’re halfway there
Oooooooh, dad rock in the air
🎵 Join my LAN, I’ve got bandwidth to spare,
Woooah, I’m hosting multi-player! 🎵
If you also harass neighbors about inch-or-less lawn violations and like two-stroke leafblowers, you’re a shoe-in…
For pissing me off.