I went to China and everything was black and white. There is no color, there. The people eat their pet dogs and plain rice. They don’t even need to eat the dogs, they just do it to fuck with westerners. Six men in a dragon costume threw firecrackers at me.
I went to China and everything was black and white. There is no color, there. The people eat their pet dogs and plain rice. They don’t even need to eat the dogs, they just do it to fuck with westerners. Six men in a dragon costume threw firecrackers at me.
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I went to china and i had to fight a dude in a lion costume who had a 2nd phase and bullshit elemental damage
I heard when they run out of rice they eat bugs with no seasoning. Is this true?
No, of course not. The dastardly Orientals always coat their food in so much delicious seasoning it would melt the tongue off of any westerner.
Depends on how many zeroes are on the check you write me.