• happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    Suggested playset: one (1) sitting rock. Children may not sit on the sitting rock. Signage posted on all sides of the cordoned-off, mass shooting-hardened sitting rock will declare the criminal penalties for sitting on it. Full CCTV coverage of the surrounding five (5) blocks and a dedicated police squad will maintain the integrity of the sitting rock at all times. A second outer barrier will prevent children from looking at it or the signage. The sitting rock will be removed during non-business hours to keep it from becoming Fentanyl Mecca.

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      2 months ago

      Whoah whoah whoah! What if a homeless sits on the rock? I’m just not sure that is enough security to prevent such a thing. The rock should be covered in deadly spikes, just to be safe.

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        2 months ago

        Concertina wire will protect the sitting rock and its fortification network from any homeless people, children, or birds attempting to sit on it.