Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoCan't have two swings and a slide, dozens of needle laced coyotes are gonna park their cars there and nab the children.hexbear.netimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up153arrow-down1imageCan't have two swings and a slide, dozens of needle laced coyotes are gonna park their cars there and nab the children.hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square11fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDamarcusArtlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoWhoah whoah whoah! What if a homeless sits on the rock? I’m just not sure that is enough security to prevent such a thing. The rock should be covered in deadly spikes, just to be safe.
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoConcertina wire will protect the sitting rock and its fortification network from any homeless people, children, or birds attempting to sit on it.
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-22 months agobut birds can shit on it while flying overhead. we will need some sort of gatling gun CIWS or directed energy weapon
Whoah whoah whoah! What if a homeless sits on the rock? I’m just not sure that is enough security to prevent such a thing. The rock should be covered in deadly spikes, just to be safe.
Concertina wire will protect the sitting rock and its fortification network from any homeless people, children, or birds attempting to sit on it.
but birds can shit on it while flying overhead. we will need some sort of gatling gun CIWS or directed energy weapon