Its definitely not this but it would be very funny if 1) this near death experience made trump see god, but like not christian god, and he’s just sikh now, or 2) he just gets super religious but tries to be inclusive of all religions in it.
“Folks, the colonial British reduced the size of Kirpans. A full sized talwar sword used to be two feet long, folks. What a travesty. The British want our swords to be small and effeminate. I say no longer. We’re going to build a wall around Britain, and they’re going to pay for it. We’re going to have our big swords. Mine is four feet long. My guru loves it.”
Folks, the woke left don’t want you to know that all men are Li-ons, and all women are princesses. I’ll tell you about another Li-on, Rum Tum Tugger from Catsss…
Its definitely not this but it would be very funny if 1) this near death experience made trump see god, but like not christian god, and he’s just sikh now, or 2) he just gets super religious but tries to be inclusive of all religions in it.
This would be so fucking funny. Imagining him saying Sikh shit in his cadence and trying to grow a beard
imagine the comically large kirpan he’d carry
Folks, the woke left don’t want you to know that all men are Li-ons, and all women are princesses. I’ll tell you about another Li-on, Rum Tum Tugger from Catsss…
biggest kirpan in the world folks are saying, many are saying it
It would be fantastic. He changes his name to Donald Singh and changes the big Trump on his tower to be Singh.
Him saying Lion but it’s “LYE-ohn”
growing out his hair super long so he can wrap it
The only person in human history to grow 6ft of hair in a weekend
It’d be funny because aren’t the core values of Sikhism like…not him at all?
Trump is on his new age kumbaya tour to synthesize all religions
Another antichrist box checked
isnt this like, what boy scouts do lol
I would love to see how this effects the evangelical vote
where is cum town when you need it