Walk without rhythm so you won’t attract the worm.
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Damn it. That’s not actually the joke I wanted to make. My joke - stupid as it is - it would be fedposting. And in these insane times - I could have law enforcement literally knocking on my door tomorrow.
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Walk without rhythm so you won’t attract the worm.
-–
Damn it. That’s not actually the joke I wanted to make. My joke - stupid as it is - it would be fedposting. And in these insane times - I could have law enforcement literally knocking on my door tomorrow.
I have my house packed with stuffed dogs with proximity activated sound devices that emit a very real sounding dog bark.
At least I can die laughing my ass off at the firing squad mass murder of stuffed animals in my living room immediately before I also get domed
[parody, etc]