InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago[Not the Onion] You can't have a functioning democracy when...hexbear.netimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1120arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1120arrow-down1image[Not the Onion] You can't have a functioning democracy when...hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square24fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJusticelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoI have my house packed with stuffed dogs with proximity activated sound devices that emit a very real sounding dog bark. At least I can die laughing my ass off at the firing squad mass murder of stuffed animals in my living room immediately before I also get domed [parody, etc]
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I have my house packed with stuffed dogs with proximity activated sound devices that emit a very real sounding dog bark.
At least I can die laughing my ass off at the firing squad mass murder of stuffed animals in my living room immediately before I also get domed
[parody, etc]