“Please continue to hatecrime AcidSmiley and … ahem … coughs tHeIr friends instead of minecrafting the people who fund my corrupt shit rag of a newspaper, also please excuse that i am saying the quiet part out loud, you’ve probably guessed already that i can’t write for shit and only got this job because my great-grandfather made important friends after collecting the skulls of genocide victims in British East Africa.”
“Please continue to hatecrime AcidSmiley and … ahem … coughs tHeIr friends instead of minecrafting the people who fund my corrupt shit rag of a newspaper, also please excuse that i am saying the quiet part out loud, you’ve probably guessed already that i can’t write for shit and only got this job because my great-grandfather made important friends after collecting the skulls of genocide victims in British East Africa.”
“My other great-grandfather was a member of the NSDAP but I only agree with half of his political viewpoints so that makes me a centrist”