Your an ex USA special forces. You spent 6 years in Iraq and Afghanistan sniping children from rooftop positions. You retired and landed a cush $260k contractor job at a base in Niger monitoring local military communications for the CIA. Your sitting in an air conditioned mess hall munching on free Pizza Hut ™ when you hear a commotion outside. You peek out the window and see this:
Why did that image load like I was still on 56k dialup?
It’s weird, I saw that too, and it’s not even a big image (not even 3 megabytes!)