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IMF_DOOM [she/her]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

I'm a clitorial truther now

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I'm a clitorial truther now

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IMF_DOOM [she/her]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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    pooh-wtf

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Little fucking THING on the top of the vajayjay is NOT real my WIFE does NOT HAVE ONE

    • pinguinu [any]
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      “You guys have wives?”

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      These guys are living in Indiana Jones and The Clitoral Holocaust

  • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    This is it folks, we’ve reached peak Poe’s Law.

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    I FAILED SEX ED AND I DON’T SATISFY WOMEN SEXUALLY - I yell loud enough for everyone to hear.

    • Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net
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      I went through the comments and found him tweet about “phallic order” gonna add that to my lexicon I suppose.

  • Wake [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    what-the-hell

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    That is a sentence.

  • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I give you the most unfuckable man in the universe

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    did-i-miss-a-page

  • pooh [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    wtf-am-i-reading

  • IMF_DOOM [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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    i searched for the original context and it makes it even funnier

    • keepcarrot [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      This is so good

      • Palacegalleryratio [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        If this is a bit it’s very funny, if it isn’t it’s still very funny but now also a tragedy.

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          First as tragedy but simultaneously as farce

    • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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      Vagina’s are basically just inverted penises, so if you eat pussy, you’re actually eating dick. and that’s pretty gay.

      However the inverse is also true. So if you suck dick, you’re sucking pussy, and that makes you an alpha.

      • anaesidemus [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        where is the synthesis? are bi people the true alphas?

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          Bi comrades have achieved true wisdom that one is as good as the other.

    • D61 [any]@hexbear.net
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      Second image “have you never seen a vagina??”

      Seriously, vagina and vulva are two different things people. If you’re looking for the clit in the vagina… you’re… you’re doing it wrong.

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      Does this guy tweet about anything else? Does he make himself being bad at sex his whole personality?

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      This would be a motherfucker of a bit if there wasn’t ample precedent for this sort of thing being totally unironic

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      Wtf is phallic order? This can’t be a real person?

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    point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2

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    I wish chaos dragons were real and literal, and brought genuine oppression and terror into the lives of these gentlemen

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    expert-shapiro

  • DyingOfDeBordom [none/use name]@hexbear.netBanned
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    What is the clitorial truth

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    monkey-typewriter

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