“Sorry Free Individual #55443546 legal name: JOHN SMITH, personal name: John Smith, but UniteCo™ Security Solutions requires you to provide a free and equal exchange of your children to our Freedom Mines™ in order to validate your UniteCo™ Security Solutions “Continued Living™” Plan. Failure to agree to the fair and balanced conditions of our contractual agreement will result in immediate termination of the plan by our Public Relations officers.”
“UniteCo™ Security Solutions would also like to remind you that the contract will also be invalidated if you take up a contract with any other security company or leave UniteCo™ Security Solutions freely administered territory. Thank you for using UniteCo™ Security Solutions and enjoy a fantastic Warlord Free™ existence!”
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“Sorry Free Individual #55443546 legal name: JOHN SMITH, personal name: John Smith, but UniteCo™ Security Solutions requires you to provide a free and equal exchange of your children to our Freedom Mines™ in order to validate your UniteCo™ Security Solutions “Continued Living™” Plan. Failure to agree to the fair and balanced conditions of our contractual agreement will result in immediate termination of the plan by our Public Relations officers.”
“UniteCo™ Security Solutions would also like to remind you that the contract will also be invalidated if you take up a contract with any other security company or leave UniteCo™ Security Solutions freely administered territory. Thank you for using UniteCo™ Security Solutions and enjoy a fantastic Warlord Free™ existence!”