• SUPAVILLAIN
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    Tackled inflation & lowered costs

    Lemme just shell out 200 bucks for the store-brand variants of a week’s load of groceries that USED to cost 50 if I was getting the ritzy settler brands. And the lie detector test determined… That was a lie.

    Tackled the climate crisis

    Lemme just look outside and see how it was in the 60s where I’m at for Christmas. We used to be able to count on a foot of snow being on the ground by now. The lie detector test determined… That was a lie.

    Invested in Amerika and created good jobs

    Lemme just check Indeed, Monster, and my local temp agency real quick… And the lie detector test determined… That was a lie.

    Made Amerika safer from gun violence

    Cops done shot up MORE PEOPLE THAN THEY HAVE FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS THIS YEAR ALONE. And the lie detector test determined… That was a lie.

    Made higher education more affordable

    Where’s the debt forgiveness Joseph? And the lie detector test determined… That was a lie.

    Strengthened democracy at home and abroad

    You had hundreds of activists locked up between Palestinians and Black folk; more than half of them have been given RICO charges that will put them away for decades if not for the rest of their lives, and you claim you ‘strengthened DEMOCRACY’? CRACKER PLEASE.

    Confirmed highly qualified judges

    Uh… Where? Who?

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      maybe-later-kiddo: “Stop with the purity tests, you know Joe Biden couldn’t do anything too ambitious or else he’d alienate whit-, I mean, the working class!”