• citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    man really posted he solved the climate crisis and legalised abortion in amerikkka
    https://twiiit.com/POTUS/status/1741206275055034388
    this is a list of things that sound good, and then an explanation about how the claims fall short

    TACKLED THE CLIMATE CRISIS
    wrote “the climate crisis” on the ground and then tripped on it

    PROTECTED ACCESS TO REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH CARE
    by making sure hospital doors are unlocked during business hours

    ACHIEVED WORLD PEACE
    uniting it in hatred towards me

    CONVERTED USA TO 150% RENEWABLE ENERGY
    technically fossil fuels are renewable on a long enough time span

    CURED CANCER
    made crab jerky

    HOUSED ALL THE HOMELESS
    by throwing them all in prison

    GAVE EVERY CITIZEN $2,000,000
    in tax breaks if they donate to my campaign