Muad'DibberA to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoBiden posting his L'simagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down10
arrow-up1139arrow-down1imageBiden posting his L'sMuad'DibberA to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-squareoktherebuddy@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·edit-26 months agoindistinguishable from me padding my quarterly review key deliverables summary “through various actions” “(action) to advance (good thing)” “improved (thing)” “took action to” “strengthened” “helped” also bragging about standing up for Israel lmfao
minus-squarebetelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·6 months agoIt does sound like a bullshit resume and I don’t think that’s a coincidence when you look at the kind of linkdin freaks who work in PR.
minus-squareMuad'DibberOPAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·6 months agoI hate that they’ve made us weaponize the soulless PR speak they invented against them, just to get a job.
minus-squareGay_Wrath [fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 months ago “through various actions” “(action) to advance (good thing)” “improved (thing)” “took action to” “strengthened” “helped” literally going to save this to pad my next review
minus-squareHexBroke [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-26 months agoDot point list strengthening coordinating driving delivering enhancing reforming Innovating Implementing Accelerating Streamlining Optimizing Expanding Transforming Leading Developing Building Maximizing Facilitating Elevating Advancing Integrating Then you start combining them until they mean nothing at all leading the advancement of integration efforts to deliver streamlined reforms strengthening the development of optimal implementation strategies to expand and enhance coordination
minus-squareGay_Wrath [fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months ago Thank you comrade, i’m looking for a new job soon and will need to pad my resume
indistinguishable from me padding my quarterly review key deliverables summary
“through various actions”
“(action) to advance (good thing)”
“improved (thing)”
“took action to”
“strengthened”
“helped”
also bragging about standing up for Israel lmfao
It does sound like a bullshit resume and I don’t think that’s a coincidence when you look at the kind of linkdin freaks who work in PR.
I hate that they’ve made us weaponize the soulless PR speak they invented against them, just to get a job.
literally going to save this to pad my next review
Dot point list
Then you start combining them until they mean nothing at all
Thank you comrade, i’m looking for a new job soon and will need to pad my resume