kleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agoWhat nationality was Jesus Christ?hexbear.netimagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up172arrow-down1imageWhat nationality was Jesus Christ?hexbear.netkleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square54fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·11 months agoNGL the tweetback saying he was Ukrainian is pretty funny even if it’s a NATO kool-aid drinking account.
minus-squarekleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·11 months agoI’ve seen ukraninan nationalists who unironically believe this and it is really funny
minus-squarePKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·11 months agoWhat, they think ancient Stone Age Ukrainians came down and settled the Levantine thousands of years ago?
minus-squarekleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·11 months agoI don’t know the specifics, but there are ukraninan nationalists who think that ukraine is the origin of all culture and civilization
minus-squarePKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·11 months agoThat’s, so inaccurate it’s almost impressive
minus-squarekleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·11 months agothere is a lot of fascinating nationalist crankery in eastern europe. Another one(and my personal favourite) is fomenko’s new chronology
minus-squarehuf [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·11 months agothe absolute funniest ones are always the foreigners who seemingly pick a country at random and join these weirdo movements of theirs. there’s an italian linguistics professor who insists hungarian is etruscan, which lines up super well with some strains of our weirdos.
minus-squarehuf [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·11 months agothat’s normal for europeans though. there’s always a fringe in every european country that thinks jesus was from that country.
minus-squarekleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-211 months agoYou’re right but I’ve seen a huge rise of this in ukraine since 2014
minus-squareSkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoJesus is Brazilian and I won’t accept it any other way
minus-squaresilent_water [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoJesus was clearly American, SIR
NGL the tweetback saying he was Ukrainian is pretty funny even if it’s a NATO kool-aid drinking account.
I’ve seen ukraninan nationalists who unironically believe this and it is really funny
What, they think ancient Stone Age Ukrainians came down and settled the Levantine thousands of years ago?
I don’t know the specifics, but there are ukraninan nationalists who think that ukraine is the origin of all culture and civilization
That’s, so inaccurate it’s almost impressive
there is a lot of fascinating nationalist crankery in eastern europe. Another one(and my personal favourite) is fomenko’s new chronology
the absolute funniest ones are always the foreigners who seemingly pick a country at random and join these weirdo movements of theirs.
there’s an italian linguistics professor who insists hungarian is etruscan, which lines up super well with some strains of our weirdos.
that’s normal for europeans though. there’s always a fringe in every european country that thinks jesus was from that country.
You’re right but I’ve seen a huge rise of this in ukraine since 2014
Jesus is Brazilian and I won’t accept it any other way
Jesus was clearly American, SIR