autismdragon [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agoOh no, women choosing partners based on qualities other than looks or money? crazyhexbear.netimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1205arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1205arrow-down1imageOh no, women choosing partners based on qualities other than looks or money? crazyhexbear.netautismdragon [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square80fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareaxont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·edit-27 months agomost straight women I know are attracted to either twinky nerd guys or middle aged overweight depressed alcoholics so the ideal males are thus:
minus-squareKaplya@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·7 months agoHonestly you just need to be interesting. The bar is that low these days.
minus-squareElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·7 months agoWhat if I mostly do drugs instead of drinking, do I still have a chance?
minus-squareProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 months ago ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Legendary: Success] - It was never just about tequila, the Sun also rises
minus-squarebigboopballs [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months ago most straight women I know are attracted to either twinky nerd guys where would I even find these women?
most straight women I know are attracted to either twinky nerd guys or middle aged overweight depressed alcoholics
so the ideal males are thus:
Honestly you just need to be interesting. The bar is that low these days.
So you’re saying I have a chance?!
What if I mostly do drugs instead of drinking, do I still have a chance?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Legendary: Success] - It was never just about tequila, the Sun also rises
where would I even find these women?