Please don’t do that, the elves told us that if you do, Eyjafjallajökull will erupt again in an attempt to reject her, even if she’s immune to hell fire.
Iceland takes great pride in nature preservation. Just fire the old bint out of a catapult into the Atlantic and let her corpse feed the fish. First useful thing she’ll have ever done.
Good point. There’s volcanoes in Iceland.
Please don’t do that, the elves told us that if you do, Eyjafjallajökull will erupt again in an attempt to reject her, even if she’s immune to hell fire.
Goddamnit. I’m fresh out of ideas.
That’s what she wants you to think. Don’t give in, comrade. ✊ Send her to the Americans, make them deal with her unholy hunger…
We can ask Elon to launch her in a bespoke mini-cooper Tesla on a trajectory out of the solar system
wouldn’t be fair the Americans already had to deal with Prince Andrews unholy hunger
Iceland takes great pride in nature preservation. Just fire the old bint out of a catapult into the Atlantic and let her corpse feed the fish. First useful thing she’ll have ever done.