• Uranium3006@kbin.social
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    9 months ago

    Arrest desantis for doing a drag performance in public. Kids watch these debates too you know

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      9 months ago

      That would make them an abomination against Christendom, as it’s provable from Einstein’s field equations that men wear these clothes and women wear those clothes.

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    9 months ago

    Wearing heals ain’t easy. He should just embrace it and get some 6" platform kinky boots.

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    9 months ago

    What an odd little man. Democrats should hire Oompa Loompas to follow him around and sing songs about this sad clown.

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    9 months ago

    You’re short. Nobody cares. You’re making it a big deal with these silly shoes.

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      Not quite comparable. Trans girls are cuter and rock heels waaay better! But perhaps it’s also the non-genocidal vibes that i love.

      I personally don’t because i never took the time to get used to heels. That and Chelseas are also cute :3

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    What a sad world we live in where a man’s height is a selection criteria for office. So dumb.

    Seeing DeSADIST hobble around on these things…my word.

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      9 months ago

      Now now. No need to call the legendary Marquis names by tainting his last name. He would not have enjoyed being in any way associated with DeSantis.

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        The Marquis de Sade was a rapist, torturer, and pedophile.

        Whatever credit you give to his other philosophies or the community that bears his legacy, his brand of sexual liberation was a front for oligarchal cruelty and nothing more.

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    They should make a reality TV show of his campaign and call it The Weakest Loser and should showcase how small and pathetic he and his party is.

    We have broken the bottom of the barrel and are now digging deep into sludge when it comes to political candidates here.

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    I can’t imagine giving a fuck, let alone wearing corrective shoes.

    Hell I’m balding, so I must shave my head. I like it, other than the possible implications of my support for shitbsgs

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      I think the insecurity is what is being made fun of here. Bald people shaving their head generally don’t get made fun of but, weird comb overs do because one is clearly insecure about it while the other is confidently bald.

      In this case he is clearly insecure about his height and is wearing silly shoes to hide it. Or rather his reptilian handlers told him that being taller would improve his approval rating slightly.

      Just be bald, just be short, just be fat, have a weak chin or a weird nose. Do things to complement your appearance but be confident about it.

      I also think it’s fine to make fun of a fascist torturer for things that it would be wrong to make fun of normal people for.

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      As a woman with a high hairline, I embraced having nice hats … seriously, I love my hats and there’s no reason dudes can’t as well :-)

      I also rock lots of headscarves, but that’s a bit more gendered :-/

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          Fair point, they’re somewhat limited in patterns though aren’t they? (I don’t know, I’m in Europe and about the only time I’ve seen someone wearing a bandana they were cosplaying American bikers)

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            Depends on where you get them. If in the rural areas of the country, they tend to be found in just about any gas station, but as you stated the patterns tend to be the same ones in most if them. Those patterns being the American flag, the confederate flag, the jolly roger, and the old standby red and blue ones with a, I believe, fleur de lis pattern.

            But, elsewhere you can find them at gift shops, theme parks, theme restaurants, etc. With all sorts of licensed patterns, such as animated shows, video games, and licensed properties such as Star Wars, Disney, etc.

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      Bruh! Same boat. In 2019 I had a receding hairline and the same cut as that Charlottesville douchebag that was plastered everywhere.

      Now I just gotta shave it. Pretty pissed at the alt-right for ruining the one of the very few haircuts I could pull off (amongst MANY other things).