

“The most damning evidence will come from Mr. Keenan’s own mouth,” Tam added. “Upon his arrest, he gave a voluntary statement to police. When confronted with the Tumblr messages and asked if he were aroused by them, he replied, ‘I mean, in a way, it’s hard not to be.’”
In case anyone needs the reminder (NSFW):
Clerks.
I’m not even supposed to be here today.